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Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice
Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it
by Autism fights official December 3, 2016
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salmon streak

another name for the discharge of chlamydia in females
Dude, that Becky bitch is nasty. She got salmon streak all over my sheets.
by Clubmedia January 30, 2016
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Arabian salmon

The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.
"I'm so angry at Blaine. Let's give him an Arabian salmon tonight."
by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011
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salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”
by 9tea December 1, 2021
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Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.
"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"
by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017
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Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"
by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009
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Salmon Kill

Verb, noun

To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
Oh man, I just got salmon killed!

Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...
by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007
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