The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.
by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011
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by 9tea December 1, 2021
Get the salmon dressing mug.Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
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Get the Salmon Surfing mug.Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022
Get the Glaze the Salmon mug.An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.
by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022
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by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009
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To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007
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