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Inherited Salmon

When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.
Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”

“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!

*fish noises*
by Gelatinous October 13, 2018
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Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022
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akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.
My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.
by Theboss88 May 2, 2016
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Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.
"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"
by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017
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Arabian salmon

The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.
"I'm so angry at Blaine. Let's give him an Arabian salmon tonight."
by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011
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Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"
by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009
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flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.
Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!
by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015
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