pubey salad

messy but clean

clean running vagine

smells mean

but aint nothin for MR.BEAN
Mommys making a pubey salad and needs some of daddys homemade dressing! - Obama/Gary Busey
by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010
Get the pubey salad mug.

Dump Salad

(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."

Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
by Norman F. Crabtree March 02, 2012
Get the Dump Salad mug.

salad jockey

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.
Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey
by Dickzilla4 May 20, 2018
Get the salad jockey mug.

Tard Salad

Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time
When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!

When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
by S.Mendez June 14, 2010
Get the Tard Salad mug.

jerusalem salad

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!
by Hog but November 27, 2015
Get the jerusalem salad mug.

booty salad

Originally from a game called Borderlands: Pre-Sequel, this stands for when multiple sensations or actions go on at once.
ME- My butt is wet, numb, and I have a wedgie. I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now, hold up.
by Poke-chan May 21, 2016
Get the booty salad mug.

American Salad

A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.
I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.
by sweet_sagittarius December 29, 2011
Get the American Salad mug.