Jamaican Salsa

The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.

"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"

by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021

Death Salsa

When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.

Q. Do you have any space?

A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.

by chocodile November 10, 2019

Locker Salsa

When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed

"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"

"Yeah."

by GooBeanie September 21, 2021

Salsa wank

To masterbate while doing the salsa.

Hey bro, I caught my dad doing a salsa wank last night. It’s put me right off strictly come dancing!

by Scat man dave February 17, 2018

salsa

a goat

salsa is a goat

by not Sam Miller :) October 24, 2018

The Two-Finger Salsa

Fingering a Latina chick

Me and that hot chic from Mexico did the two-finger salsa last night.

by Bambamflintstone May 18, 2022

tongue salsa

As the tongue wiggles it also comes in and out of the mouth

Oh, do you and Logan like to tongue salsa to the Macarena?

by Who ordered the guac August 28, 2018