Moroccan salsa

When a moroccan uses his spanish speaking knowledge to trick some dumb white people to think they're mexican.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.

Stacy: OMG my asshole burned like a charmander last night
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen December 11, 2023

Jamaican Salsa

The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.

"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"

by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021

salsa boy

the act of taking a glass jar of salsa and smashing it over someone else's head and then yelling 'Salsa Boy!' afterwards

"Holy shit did you guys see Nate Banks covered in tostitos salsa today?!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"

by BigTerry88 November 30, 2023

Spicy Salsa

Beaner heater

Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude ,just put some of that spicy salsa on it.

by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020

salsa

salsa's an amazing person, and everyone knows ahaha
salsa's too cool for u

lily: omg it's salsa she's so cool
salsa: hi loser lily how are you today

by cool salsa December 10, 2018

salsa

SPICY BRO

thats a sexy salsa bebe

by adalyns eybrows May 7, 2018

Salsa-cum

When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.

Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.

by Goudaddy February 9, 2020