Shlong

An insanely large horse cock.

Bro, you see Tyler with that 10-inches? He’s got a shlong.

by TylerXXX September 17, 2020

magnum shlong

a very large penis

yo look at this drawing my seat partner made of a magnum shlong
woah dude that is a magnum shlong

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

Shlong

Way before the term "mullet" ever came to be, this now-famous hairstyle was known as a "shlong." A contraction of "short-long."

Nice shlong, dude.

by RedCentral February 3, 2022

Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017

Shlong

A penis and combined into one.

what a long shlong!!!

by longlivejj May 2, 2022

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015