Ring Face

A look of pure drunken horror involving unnatural facial contortions and a gaping, twisted mouth.

"We killed that bottle of Stroika, and then you couldn't lose the Ring Face all night!"

by TheKidDynamite October 28, 2009

ring pop husband

The best kind of husband there is, because he's so sweet, affectionate, funny, adorable, creative and super lovable even though he makes Anne Frank jokes. He might be slightly retarded but it's okay because it makes him even funnier. He's the kind of guy you would wanna stay up all night talking to, even if he's puking his guts out - because you just love him so much. The ring pop husband is a precious and unique species and if you've found one make sure to never ever let him go!!

- Hey Ida who's your ring pop husband?
- It's Yoey duuhh!
- Nice what flavour did he propose to you with?
- Idk I was too busy looking at his adorable smile and the tard ate it before I got a chance to wear it and taste it myself.

by deadbirb June 9, 2018

Ringdonger

A ringdonger is someone who leaves a group facetime or online chat and without warning and does not return.

*On facetime*
Person 1: *Leaves*
Person 2: Why did he leave?
Person 3: Cause he just a ringdonger mate, its what he does.

by Riley Somerset December 17, 2018

jimmy ring

A ring-shaped sex toy that is placed around the penis for sexual pleasure.

Someone jacked my jimmy ring!

by Bone-Ins April 25, 2011

Coffee Ring

A brown ring left on your cock after fucking someone in the ass.

Next time wipe your ass better cuz i got a coffee ring.

by Bulldozatron June 14, 2011

sink ring

The line of water/soap that forms on clothing after leaning against a sink.

1: Dude, you're late! What happened?
2: Sorry, I went for a last-minute shave and my new shirt got ruined.
1: Sink ring again?
2: Sink ring. Again.

by pudding-or-mayonnaise September 19, 2012

Ratchet Ring

The circle that is made when socially undesirable people gather around a bonfire while drinking, smoking and using profanity, usually in the presence of children, while in public view of others.

Carey: Hey Tommy, did you see the ratchet ring assembling over at Darlene's house for tonight's ratchet party? Tommy: Im sure only the finest will be in attendance.

by Tennessee Shine July 8, 2015