Cristiano ronaldo

A nancy-boy football player from portugal, currently enemy #1 in england, cos' of a wink (You know what i mean) soon to be killed by Wayne Rooney

In my opinion that Cristiano Ronaldo is a proper cunt

by David Bayliss July 4, 2006

Ronald's Revenge

The upset stomach one gets after eating at McDonald's.

I just ate a Big Mac and have to run...I've got Ronald's Revenge!

by ToddXYZ August 8, 2014

Ronald Palmer

To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.

That guy pulled a “Ronald Palmer” and pissed in the hot tub, I bet he farts in the steam room next.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Holy Ronald Reagan

1. Expression of excitement given to Ronald Reagan.

2. Thinking Ronald is sexy.

3. Exclaiming a look alike of Ronald Reagan.

1. Molly exclaimed, "Holy Ronald Reagan! He looks like him!"

by Raven Bishop May 25, 2012

ronald

slang for poop, shit or to take a dump

e.g. I need a ronald

I need to take a ronald
I need to do a ronald
it smell's like ronald
I did several ronalds today
somebody took a nasty ronald in the toilet

by djron September 12, 2019

cristiano ronaldo

A shit, overrated football player. Also a soft-arse foreign pussy.

Cristiano Ronaldo take it up the arse.

by Bah November 15, 2004

Hairy Ronald

When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.

"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"

"Sure is, Gerald dude."

by Gerald Geraldson July 18, 2006