The Romans were the first civilization on record to use enemas, Roman physicians used enemas as a preferred treatment for a range of symptoms. A Roman Enema in contemporary usage is when someone imbibes alcohol via their rectum in order to avoid common signs of drinking, i.e., alcohol breath.
Chris was concerned his boss would smell the wine he was going to drink on his lunch break, so he decided to do it Roman Enema style to avoid being discovered. He filled an empty enema bottle with 750 mL of a velvety smooth California Pinot Noir with hints of vanilla and blackberry jam. He then inserted it into his rectum and savored a slow and steady intoxication that would leave no trace for discovery.
by Bongwood February 25, 2009
Get the Roman Enemamug. You take your cock, then place it over top of the nose alligned to replicate a old style army helemt the Roman's used to wear in battle.
by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004
Get the Roman Soldiermug. When your girl is giving you some sick head lying on your back. Just as she senses your about to cum she lets go of the shaft causing your cock to point backwards. Thus causing your load to erupt in your face instead of hers.
My girl was giving me some intense head then humorously let go of my custard launcher causing my jiz to squirt in my face like a rogue roman candle.
by DoyleHargraves December 14, 2014
Get the Roman Candlemug. The roman domain after the takeover of the Roman Republic by the first emperor (as the majority opinion) Octavian, known as Augustus Caesar (or majestic caesar in a fairly flat translation) it was however wracked by corruption from the inside, mismanagement by many emperors, and several other factors such as rebellions, dissillusionment, legal inconsistencies, debasement of currency, fluctuating markets, an aging and entrenched bureaucracy, peasant revolt, slave revolt, constant attacks by persian, scythian, berber, calednian and german tribes, major migrations and political intrigue so farfetched that it seemed impossible to do any good for anyone. Turned christian thanks to Constantine and the empire finally split into two halves. The western half was crushed and the eastern half became the baselieia romaion or byzantine empire.
Leaders of the roman empire:
From augustus to Romulus augustus (in the west) and Constantine XIII (in the east)
From augustus to Romulus augustus (in the west) and Constantine XIII (in the east)
by The person who shall not be named January 9, 2008
Get the roman empiremug. Recently a Tik-Tok Trend but When someone (usually a girl) asks a man how many times a week they think about the Roman Empire it’s actually another question they are asking entirely. They are really wanting to know how many times they masturbate a week.
by Anastasia G September 17, 2023
Get the Roman Empiremug. a firework that you hold after it's been lit, and it shoots out fireball from the opposite end (or the end facing you, if you're retarded)
by cream of sumyungay October 2, 2005
Get the roman candlemug. gently place the ball sack on their eye sockets while draping your shaft down the brim of their nose and riding in a back and forth motion
by truey December 31, 2008
Get the roman escalademug.