dry roast

Having sexual intercourse with a dead English man.

Man, that dry roast last night was amazing!

by Petey B. May 30, 2006

Roasted marshmallow

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.

My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

Ghost Roast

To roast someone by omission. Generally without them knowing they've been roasted.

"Did you see that congratulations email Lindsay sent? Yeah she totally Ghost Roasted Bryan and Michael by leaving them off! Sucks to suck."

by RoastyBee June 6, 2018

Salad roasting

Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.

That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!

by WooLIII May 8, 2018

Ham Roast

Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.

Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!

Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.

Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!

by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010

Hot roast

A compliment and insult in one sentence. Usually in a romantic/flirtatious setting.

Mollie- I get it jeez, I'm not sexy!
Amit- Oh, you think you're so interesting that I'd talk to you if you weren't sexy?
Mollie- Hahha, nice hot roast 😉🔥

by boom_roasted May 21, 2020

The Puke Roast

Sandwhich of person, of Fem-Mortaly properties, between crouch towers of man, supports the axels of phallus.

The towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.

"Lasr Monday, we were unwell; indulged in a few irresponsible vices and made love to Mandy in the style of a Spit-Roast. While pleasure of her + and - intensified our stomachs heaved bloody murder. During our sexual peak; we threw up the past mornings breakfast in the Puke Roast fasion"

by Peepholes Poet March 30, 2009