It sits well on a Ritz

Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.

Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.

"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

ritydntkbitya

Acronym for "Random Information That You Don't Need To Know But I'm Telling You Anyway".

Bob: Hey, Ted. I'm calling you from a telephone booth, but I'm using my cell phone inside the telephone booth. It's pretty ironic. Just a little ritydntkbitya.
Ted: What the fuck, Bob?

by Cember January 2, 2012

Ritual of the Stork

When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.

You only exist because of the Ritual of the Stork.

by African Fertility God November 4, 2013

Ritika

A flowing river or stream

Ritika is an art student.

by Yıldız December 28, 2020

Catcher-in-the-ritis

The condition that exists after reading any book or story that makes you contemplate the deeper meanings of life. Also an early stage in the process of becoming a hipster.

Girl: I just quit school; I'm just looking for something MORE in life, you know?
Boy: Aw man, did you just read something by Salinger? You've got a strong case of catcher-in-the-ritis!

by caitopotato June 21, 2011

rithari

the actual owner of the r/oneplus discord server
believe me no one knows who jisifus is

got banned from r/apple for being very toxic :KEKW:

yo have you heard about rithari hacking jisifus's account

by rantoni January 26, 2021

ritardando

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.

you're such a ritardando!

by nerm November 19, 2003