by The_man_Carsan November 01, 2020
He's got a REALLY small dick, but he thiccc as hell!! He has a heart shaped mark on this lower ass-cheek. He's a large cum-dumpster and fuckboiii. He also GAY AF.
Girl 1: Why you walkin' like dat??
Girl 2: I got fucked by Richard last night!
Boy 1: Me too! He ain't no shower, but he a growler...
Girl 2: I wanna get fucked by Richard!!
Girl 2: I got fucked by Richard last night!
Boy 1: Me too! He ain't no shower, but he a growler...
Girl 2: I wanna get fucked by Richard!!
by That_dumb-ass_slut May 29, 2019
by dick69 May 08, 2009
A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!
by The awesome one December 13, 2004
When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman farts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy.
While spooning on the couch and waiting for ham to cook in my portable microwave, my wife gave me a hot richard.
by Hot Richard March 13, 2009
by elderyeehaw December 01, 2018
Me: You’re such a Richard Watterson.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.
by awesomebrololi June 29, 2019