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Pucking

Taking a used urinal cake and huffing it to get massively high. It makes your inner spiritual awareness feel like it’s stemming from some sort of pressure feeling in your asshole.
I went to the local dive and started pucking… I’m higher then a giraffe’s pussy.
by blastoid-crasstoid June 29, 2024
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The Wolfgang puck

Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free
I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.
by Smackislife January 9, 2024
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puck

A small bluetooth-enabled GPS reciever used to enable otherwise non-location-aware bluetooth-enabled devices (such as cellular phones) to be location-aware.
I bought a puck for my Blackberry Pearl so I can use Google Maps!
by L-geek December 9, 2008
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Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.
"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"
by Darminator05 April 1, 2025
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fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.
Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.
by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011
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Puck Slut

Women that find hockey players attractive and because of this perform sexual intercourse with as many players as possible
Wow you really like hockey players you must be a puck slut or something
by Robinhader_0 August 16, 2016
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Off-Puck Defense

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."
by dpass19 April 7, 2020
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