Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"

Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.

by Thethekvr May 14, 2014

Public School

Pain

Public school is Pain and suffering

by CoolKid99999999999999999999999 November 30, 2021

bleed in public

Expressing painful emotions or personal trauma openly in front of other people, especially when you aren't already close with the people who are witnessing your pain

"Joe's a great musician, but I was shocked when he started singing about his daughter's gruesome death and sobbing in front of the entire bar."
"Yeah, Joe really likes to bleed in public."

by trb10g January 11, 2022

public fuckhole

The whore that everybody in your neighborhood fucks and is fucked ten times a day in a regular basis, the actual hole is a heavily infected transmitter of STDs.

I heard the public fuckhole is recieving more cock than Titts McGee.

by JBielaz March 15, 2015

public ladder

A slut who lets anyone go down on her for money in schools, events, amusement parks, etc.

Guy 1: Yo let’s check out that public ladder near that bathroom over
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

public nuisance

A stupid fag that pisses off everybody around them, they are either completely aware or completely oblivious to it.

That man fucking a bourse in the mall is a public nuisance

by Ugtgu September 15, 2021

Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"

by pony1234 July 20, 2016