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Public Grundle Play 

Public Grundle Play* (more commonly known as PGP) is the act of manual stimulation of the taint of another while in plain sight of other human beings.

*also noteable is its close relative, Underwater Public Grundle Play, which adds a body of water and an uptight elderly Canadian couple into the mix
The crowd watched in horror (and mild interest) as Nick and Vicky engaged in yet another round of Public Grundle Play.

Public Grundle Play by Cleats January 21, 2008
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public health 

n. An industry that likes to mask social judgment in terms of people’s health and well being. So for example if you think crowds are unhealthy in general but not for people protesting what you consider to be a worthy cause, then you are in the field of public health. Not to be confused with pubic health which is more important
It’s great when public health professionals steered people to harm reduction during the HIV crisis rather than abstinence only education.

Why are public health professionals saying one type of protest is unsafe but another one is?

public facetox

Walking around in public, swerving, bumping into things and people because you are so involved in facebook on your phone.
Dude, I was buried in my blackberry and accidentally knocked over a three year old. Needless to say, but her dad punched me square in the mouth for "public facetox"!
public facetox by sugeknightwhite November 29, 2011

public piss hole 

a term for a public loo that isn't regularly cleaned - lets just say it wouldn't win 'best loo of the year'...
I was with my mates and really needed to piss. I saw the 'men's' sign and went inside. It was like a public piss hole. There was crap everywhere and a guy was just pissing in a corner, it was rank
public piss hole by I.P.Daily March 15, 2012

public unisex bathroom 

a public bathboom that men and women use at the same time.
John ran into Kathy in the public unisex bathroom.

Public play 

Masterbating or showing your body in a public bathroom or office.
Hey babe, do you want to do some public play while I am at work?
Public play by SolomanG February 7, 2018

Public Shaming 

Current form of societal control used to manipulate your 8 year old son being accepted into a rec league baseball team. Related: public servant, good ole boy, chewing tobacco, carpetbaggers.
All the local kids got rejected from the team until their tax paying local voting parents used public shaming on the rec league into accepting them.