whippedness protection program

When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.

We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011

Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters

"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"

by Kaiox February 14, 2014

piece of shit program

A badly made program which frustrates people and causes inconvenience even when not using it.

Battle.net launches updates while playing another game, what a piece of shit program, uninstall!

by fsgsgsag March 20, 2017

hot topic workout program

an eating disorder

“wow how did you loose all that weight so fast”

“I started the hot topic workout program what the fuck do you think”

by (this is a self drag) September 27, 2018

Mexican Space Program

The Mexican Space Program is a porta-potty company. It is the source of hundreds if not thousands of Mexican Space Shuttles.

Dude 1: I work at the Mexican Space Program.

Dude 2: Do the jets run on Taco Bell's Fire sauce?

by Taco Bell Revenge March 3, 2019

Infinite Light Program

A program invented by reprehensible human beings to exploit those who are vulnerable and extort from struggling families.

Infinite Light is the so-called power to see without eyes. It serves as a coping mechanism by ignoring modern day problems and teaches infinite light children to be fucking DUMB

fuck the infinite light program

by penis tent lover 23 June 5, 2020

Cookie-Cutter Program

A training plan that is not customized for the individual. It is rather based on data collected by the creator of the training program. This data comes either from the creator’s own training, experience of working with clients, or both. These training plans are most of the time not as good as a program that is customized for the trainee’s own needs. Nevertheless, are cookie-cutter programs for beginners (Starting Strength for instance) the best place to start, as a beginner don’t know their own needs in a training plan yet.

Starting Strength, Super Squats, 5x5, 5/3/1, the Juggernaut Method and the Texas Method are all cookie-cutter programs, as they aren’t specialized for the individual

by BillCipher64 December 31, 2020