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Peyton Manning

A retarded sloth who bitches about everything and is never wrong. He often enjoys tossing little bitch passes and taking advantage of his talented receivers. His hobbies include doing drugs to cover up the shame of being an inbred, making shitty pizza in front of a camera, and having threesomes with Papa Johns and Tony Dungy. Often considered to be the "greatest quarterback ever" by dumbcunts from Indiana. Won the award for "Forehead of the Year" 14 years in a row. Sucks ass when playing in the Super Bowl, against the Seahawks, and especially both. He is the biggest overrated joke in major sports along with Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick. Should consider firing a gun of the large variety up his ass so he can save the world from having to look at his dumb waddle while in the pocket.
Colts Fan: "Dude, Peyton Manning is the greatest passer of all time."

Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.
by Yinzr412 July 23, 2014
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Peyton Manning

Most overrated QB in the National Football League. Won only won Super Bowl. Is on too many stupid comercials.
by Lord of War April 22, 2008
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Peyton Mannings

18 inch rims of any kind.
Yo dawg what size rims you got on yo car?

Co, these some 18's. My car be rollin' on these Peyton Mannings homes.
by Da Watcher September 3, 2006
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Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning is a record 4 time MVP.
by coolstoryjeopardyteen February 1, 2010
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Preston

A weeb who watches futanari and trolly porn while playing fortnite
That pedophile is such a preston
by iamcsure May 23, 2018
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preston

generally an amazing person that loves soccer. some carachteristics are a tall, down to earth male. loves sports and loves sweden=). his fav number is usualy #7.
by italian thunda March 30, 2009
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