Potatoes

1) A term that some college kids use in place of Alcohol.
2) a drink that causes fun to happen

person one: "hey man can you pour me a shot?"
person two: "DUDE! Do you want us to get in trouble? call them potatoes."
person one : "okay... pass me the potatoes"

by TeeONE January 29, 2015

potato

potato is a stupid word stupid little kids use to try and be funny but theyre not becuase they have no brain cells

ex.
stupid kid: i can count to potato! :)
me: stfu you stupid kid youre adopted

by thathandleisusedbysomeoneelse October 15, 2019

Potato

A root-type vegetable grown underground that can be prepared in a number of ways. Also Nefclock's favorate food.

Nefclock: Are you going to eat that potato?

Someone: -___-

Nefclock: WELL??

Someone: NO, OK?!?

Nefclock: YAY!! *eats potato at speed of Mach2*

by Loveclock February 1, 2005

potato

another word for a cheap gun silencer, featured in the movie South Central

Potato on the barrel keep quiet (shh)
Bobby Johnson - Que

by Dissident Aggressor January 22, 2015

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

potato

a good veggie

i like potatoes

by KAITLYNSBFFFL<3<3<3 October 23, 2018

potato

A brown person who is white on the inside

"shalani is such a potato"

by kuaggie July 24, 2006