Portley

a) Someone who is more round, than fat.
b) Someone who eat's obscene amounts of food, all the time.

a) No John, I don't think you're fat, you're more of a portley fellow.

b) Damn G, you are one portley mo fo! You just ate 56 chicken wing's and a flat of coke!

by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005

Postletheweight

(Adj.) A person who shows signs of stupidity or special needs.

Do act like a postletheweight when you do that.

by KevinG23 November 15, 2018

Postletheweight

(Adj.) a person who acts stupidity or shows early signs of special needs.

Stop acting postletheweight like!

by KevinG23 November 15, 2018

Poster-block

In basketball, when an offensive player is poised to score emphatically on the defense, except at the last moment his shot, usually an easy dunk or layup, is blocked with an equal or greater amount of emphasis. The highlight then becomes the embarrassment of the offensive player not making his shot. See also "Posterized".

LeBron James totally Poster-Blocked Jason Richardson's 360 dunk!

by AirXMyth March 2, 2010

Posters-remorse

When you post something on social media and immediately regret it.

I just posted a video to instagram but now I am feeling posters-remorse. I should of added music and tagged Tommy.

by ScottRandolph83 November 28, 2015

Poster Fabella

The act of thinking of how your current action will tell a good story in the future.

I had some crazy Poster Fabella when jumping out of the plane.

by IsaacHonsolo July 3, 2016

Postseason

Going to the playoffs is nice, but it's not everything.

Not going to the postseason isnt a reason to quit the season before the last game.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021