pope packing

Being so heavily devoted to the lord that you have to start packing boys into your van for a cheeky bum, because children just dont go to church anymore

Genesis 3:5 and then there was pope packing

by ben tha hunta November 16, 2016

Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.

Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*

by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019

Parading the Pope

When someone is driving a naked guy around in the back seat and he is jerking off. Must be done midday.

That guy is parading the pope.

by Papageorgi0 September 13, 2018

The Pope’s Breath

The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.

The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.

Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.

by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023

Pope out

What you do if you should die while at work.

The king didn't abdicate when he got old, he decided he'd pope out.

by MrFordrod May 08, 2013

Rosy Pope

When you put lipstick on your butthole and give someone a kiss on the cheek with it.

Did she ever say goodbye before she left?

Yeah she gave me a Rosy Pope and ran out of here.

by StrawberryZachary July 18, 2022

Pope Shrek

FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!

POPE SHREK IS A HOTTY

by SHREK = <3 May 26, 2022