Platonic Love

The kind of love that nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies rely on from other nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies.

kara-"i'm nineteen and the love clock is ticking."
hailey-"yes i empathise, we are surely going to become crazy cat ladies."
kara-"at least we have our platonic love."

by dale mozart. February 16, 2009

Platonic

It’s basically what someone who just wants to fuck you without commitment says

I want to fuck Jessica but I just want it to be platonic

by Platonicallyfucking October 27, 2018

platonic butt stuff

When two or more "neighbors" hangout on Christmas eve to clean each others starfish.

My friend bill always gets together with his neighbor on Christmas eve for platonic butt stuff.

by elfontheskid December 24, 2014

Plutonium

really really really dope

yo that new wu-tang clan track is fucking PLUTONIUM.

by gza,rza,odb,ugod,MK,GK,rae,INS,meth,cappa October 2, 2007

plutonians

All dogs in the world being from pluto who are here to take over the world and rule us all. This theory was thought up while trippin on acid and was originated in Colorado.

That dog is a plutonian!

by Evan Suns January 20, 2005

Platonic

When your freinds with someone and say things like "I love you" And hug and stuff. Also might be freinds with benifits.

"I love ya Matt" <hug>

by Sknywhtboy88 November 5, 2004

platonic

Window breaking, wall shaking, monkey sex

Keith thought his out-of-town girl visitor was just a good friend until she said she wanted to get 'platonic'.

by preachermma April 2, 2009