Plop (adjective)

It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are

“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!

Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:

- Happiness

- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage

Symptoms of being a plop may include:

- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically

Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands
Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!

Plop (adjective)

Both curseword and compliment
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plop job

Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!
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Ploppings

Ploppings consist of fecal matter left behind anywhere by any creature.
"Does a bear leave its bear ploppings in the woods?"
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Plopping

When you unplug a well-lubed butt plug with enough force to hear a “plop!” sound, just like champagne.
“Did you hear that sound coming from Theresa’s room last night?”
“Yes, it was Alex plopping her”
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Sky Plop

The act of straddling one's legs over the tops of a toilet stall's side walls and dropping your payload into the bowl from your lofty perch.
I missed my first drop, but my second sky plop hit the mark.
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twat plop

When a girl does the action of a teabag on someones head.
Jennifer told jason that she was gonna give him a twat plop if he fell asleep.
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Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump
Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping
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