pleasure ladder

An imaginary ladder in which you rank the pleasures of life.

Ice cream ranks higher than sex on my pleasure ladder

by Drivel January 7, 2014

Deadline pleasure

Maturating to celebrate getting something finished/turned in before its intended deadline, occasionally used when you turn it in on the deadline.

"Dude I had such good deadline pleasure after I finally got that essay done"

by Simple-tech June 6, 2023

Denim pleasure

When your wearing jeans and the seam presses against your cooter in just the right way

These jeans give me major denim pleasure

by Bella.bear August 23, 2019

pleasure pot

The term used for those that have to rub one out in a secret “beat off spot” otherwise known as the pleasure pot. Not only is the pleasure pot a place to get your best thinking achieved, but the ability to get off without interruption is unmatched.

Her: Where’s Chuck going?
Him: To the pleasure pot.

Her: What’s that?
Him: To the bathroom to beat one off in hiding to achieve uninterrupted maximum pleasure. Not only can he get his best thinking done, but easy clean up job as well.

Her: Wow! Maybe I should start using the pleasure pot.

Him: Absolutely, Highly recommend! It’s a one stop shot!

by BTibbs July 20, 2023

pleasure shitting

defocating in your underpants to feel the sensation of hot feces in your butt crack and taint, and testicles. The sensation is refered to ss. being plessurable.

he was pleasure shitting whilst masturbating to highten his orgasm.

by okcandyman September 27, 2017

Pretzel Pleasure

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.

Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

Pleasure sweat

The sticky liquid oozing from a vagina while getting in the mood to get in on but far before the grand release

As my fiancée fingered me, my pleasure sweat began to ooze and swelter.

by Bf1028 May 18, 2015