Green Tongue Plague 

A hangover the morning after drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day.

"Hey man! Did you have fun on St. Patty's Day?"
"I sure did bro. Me and the boys were HAMMERED!! I woke up naked on the 18th with the Green Tongue Plague!

Green Tongue Plague by TangClock March 17, 2010

trend-plague

A trend-plague is any sort of trend that seems to be taking over the entire United States, but more specifically Corporate Media. We see it all day, every day. For example: Lil' Wayne, UGGS, vampire/werewolf movies, KiD CuDi, Wayfarer Sunglasses, Nsync, Disney Channel stars, Justin Beiber, Long boarding, The Jonas Brothers.

Basically, anything that is over played and owned by Corporate America and officially sucks. The trends that you see and hear every day that are soo irritating it feels more like a plague.

I'm sick of these fucking trend-plagues!

trend-plague by FrancistheSaint October 14, 2010

Cool Plague 

The Cool Plague happened a long time ago - it is also known as the birth of Swagger. Before Christ, there was a massive sickness that caused thousands of people to be unbelievably awesome and cool. The infected were known as the 'Ill ridden.' The sickness was preserved until an accidental outbreak of a tampered Cool Plague infection in 1518 which caused the Dancing Plague. Those who inherit this infection are also 'Ill ridden'

That motherfucker is Ill ridden! He must have the Cool Plague virus!

Cool Plague by CoolPlague October 19, 2012

playa plague 

A post Burning Man illness

I have been so exhausted and sick since I got home, I think I got the Playa plague.

playa plague by B from the D September 23, 2017

The Black Plague

A mutated form of "Bieber Fever", over One Million people were infected 3 weeks after the outbreak. Symptoms include confusion in front-back seat identification, driving at 13, an insatiable need for bowls of cereal, and random black guys.

The whole school had been infected with The Black Plague. The word "Friday" rang through the halls.

The Black Plague by Skilljoy April 15, 2011

The Uncommon Plague 

The Uncommon Plague is like the Common Plague, except worse. There is no cure. Once you get the Uncommon Plague, you're basically fucked. You cough up more bad memes, you slowly start losing your memes. You can get it by going onto Tumblr. frequently.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard Guy 2 got the Uncommon Plague.
Guy 3: Yeah, there is no cure, he might lose his memes forever.
Guy 1: Oh jeez, rip Guy 2.

The Uncommon Plague by Mr.MemerTheDankTerrorist May 21, 2016

The Plague

Contrary to common misconception this infact means very good or amazing. One is often amazed at the amazingness of something when using this phrase.

Guy 1: "I just won a million pounds.."
Guy 2: "zOMG, DAT IS THE PLAGUE!111! WANNA BE BFFL M8!!?"
Guy 1: "FU bish"

The Plague by Madame Bugatti October 16, 2008