No-Pint-ver

an avoidance of Pinterest for the month of November, because everyone is posting Christmas EVERYTHING

RaeRae: I can't stand to log into my Pinterest because everyone is posting Christmas EVERYTHING. Seriously. I'm already tired of seeing it and it's not even Thanksgiving.

BeBe: That's why I'm doing No-Pint-ver this year.

by bsmith78 November 9, 2013

e-pint

A way of saying thank you to someone for doing you a favour on the internet as you can't meet the person and buy them a real pint!

"My software version 2.6 is crashing can anyone help"
"yes, version 2.6 has a bug, you need to upgrade to version 2.7"
"Great that works! Thanks! I'm sending you an e-pint!"

by BonusBear April 8, 2010

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends

Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!

by eric bisto October 24, 2020

Pint-Envy

When your jealous of your friend for having a bigger beer mug.

Man, we ordered the same beer, for the same price! Why you got the bigger mug. Hey buddy is that Pint-Envy im picking up?!

by JoeyTheProdigy January 23, 2014

Mega Pint

A pint glass containing a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice and a splash of soda.

5 down and you’re fucked.

No beers for me today John… I’m on the mega pints

by Lynny79 August 14, 2023

Dutch pint

Half a pint of beer and half a pint of head.

I almost because fought the bartender because the cheap bastard poured me a Dutch pint.

by HowieJ February 17, 2024