Max Payne 2

Developed by Remedy. Published by Rockstar. One of the greatest games one could play. Art in motion.

If Jesus were re-incarnated he'd be Max Payne 2. Or Super Mario Bros. 3.......

by Funnyboy December 12, 2003

Max Payne

Constipated man that can dodge bullets

by 1337guy September 22, 2003

Phone Shy

The inablility to talk on the phone due to extreme shyness.

Noel is too phone shy. I cant get her to have phone sex with me.

by esco August 14, 2004

Red Phone

The act of screening a call from family, a friend, or common acquaintance. Can have hazardous result depending upon the speed of the screen. Usually accomplished through a cell phone.

"Are you sure you called him, you were hardly on the phone."

"It went straight to his answering machine. He red phoned me back to the stone age."

by King Hogs May 10, 2008

phone pig

Noun.

One who is forced to earn a living by spending each day on the phone either receiving or making phone calls for the purposes of marketing, sales or customer support. Though generally reviled, Phone Pigs are often intelligent creatures, forced to accept crappy jobs due to a stagnant employment market. Happily, most phone pigs have a short life span, often quitting with the words 'Fuck this, I'm going to live in Australia.'

'We need to recruit some more Phone Pigs; the others have all topped themselves.'

'I work as a Phone Pig to pay for studio time.'

by Slut Bum Wallah October 15, 2013

Phone Perv

Someone who looks at your phone without your permission

I saw Sophie taking a sneaky look at Bens phone, she is such phone perve.

by Sajesty October 3, 2018

shag phone

Prepaid cell phones or phone cards used by cheating couples to hide their hook up calls.

Got to get one of those shag phones so I can call my mistress secretly

by Don Joooan August 5, 2004