michael phelps

To dominate effortlessly.

Michael Phelps is the best Olympic swimmer ever. His penis has gotten more action than Mike Tyson's fist.

by TheRealIzzy October 10, 2008

Mrs. Phelps

Michael Phelps's wife.

irmina is mrs. phelps
(:

by mrs. phelps<3 January 20, 2009

Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.

guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.

by LLfuckhead00 May 2, 2010

michael phelps dat sheeeet

take a chance on a dive michael phelps style that has nothing to do with water
stunt man type sheeeet
jackie chan type stunts

Yo we gotta jump from the roof top might as well michael phelps dat sheeeet

by BumStatusYo December 6, 2018

Swimming with Michael Phelps

Another way of saying dropping the kids off at the pool (aka taking a dump)

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, dude. I was busy Swimming with Michael Phelps.

by AlabamaPooper October 30, 2008

Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies)

Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.

"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))

by Fan of yoteslaya October 21, 2011

Phelpsing

When you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer's legs.

Phelps me like you owe me money!

I phelpsed her so hard, bro!

Mallard of the Thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.

by ChazBono December 24, 2012