per curiam

The way the court signs a decision when the ruling is fucking obvious or the justices don't want to be individually called out.
Per Curiam.
You're an asshole.
by Lucinda G. December 02, 2015
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two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.
Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.
by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015
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per say

People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly
Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit
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facta per capita

Amount of bitches and sluts one can pull on a daily basis through rizz, mewing, mogging, munting, and edging.
Vincent can pull so many bitches, his facta per capita is 399.
by superfired March 29, 2024
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facta per capita

Amount of bitches and sluts one can pull on a daily basis through rizz, mewing, mogging, munting.
Vincent is such a rizzler, he has an extremely high facta per capita.
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Per Kristian

Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!
"Omg I just had sex with Per Kristian last night!"
"Yeah he made me dress up as his teacher"
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Per kristian

Per kristian looks like a mailbox
Look there is per kristian, no wait it’s just a mailbox
by The evil gamer October 22, 2019
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