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by rayankata October 20, 2021
Get the pedal mug.A portmanteau of Pederast and pedal, this describes a subset of the genus MAMIL.
The Pedalrast is an elderly lycra-clad male commonly found atop expensive racing bicycles. In this case, however, not only does he cruise the English countryside in shorts so tight every wrinkle on his aged scrotum is visible, he also stops in small market towns to enjoy an artisansal coffee and ostensibly take in the Georgian architecture.
This provides cover for soliciting the attention of pre-adolescent boys before whom he parades his doughy figure, convincing himself as he does so that he's remarkably well preserved for a man of his age.
Essentially a sex offender on two wheels, he should be run over on sight.
If like me you're generally averse to violence, console yourself that the sound of crunching carbon fibre heralds another boy's unmolested transition to adulthood.
The Pedalrast is an elderly lycra-clad male commonly found atop expensive racing bicycles. In this case, however, not only does he cruise the English countryside in shorts so tight every wrinkle on his aged scrotum is visible, he also stops in small market towns to enjoy an artisansal coffee and ostensibly take in the Georgian architecture.
This provides cover for soliciting the attention of pre-adolescent boys before whom he parades his doughy figure, convincing himself as he does so that he's remarkably well preserved for a man of his age.
Essentially a sex offender on two wheels, he should be run over on sight.
If like me you're generally averse to violence, console yourself that the sound of crunching carbon fibre heralds another boy's unmolested transition to adulthood.
"Oh god Derek, there's a pack of pedalrasts approaching. Whatever drives them to display their wares thus?"
"Oh, I don't know about that Susan. The chap at their head looks remarkably well preserved for a man born in 1899".
"Oh, I don't know about that Susan. The chap at their head looks remarkably well preserved for a man born in 1899".
by Bulgakov November 1, 2021
Get the Pedalrast mug.Peeval is a wonderful amazing friend who is extremely introverted but once you get to know her, there's nothing stopping you from loving her. She might have a weird name (just like her personality), but it most likely also has a weird backstory. Peevals are very rare and unique in this world, so if you've got one, dont let 'em get away.
"Who's Peeval?"
"Oh she's the hottie who's also extremely understanding and has a great taste in music"
"Oh she's the hottie who's also extremely understanding and has a great taste in music"
by JayJay♡ November 24, 2021
Get the peeval mug.To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.
by PE4life January 12, 2022
Get the Pedal my ears mug.A PEEDASAN is anything gross, dirty, grimy, garbage-y, germ -laden, poopy, stinky, pissy or generally physically or visually offensive. Can be used plurally, and usually is, even when describing a singular object, except for when on one's body, like a blemish or other skin irritation.
Oh man I have a new peedasan on my chin! (singular)
Upon entering the public ladies room, noting it was very messy and smelly, she exclaimed "Ewwww !! Peedasans!!!" And walked back to the car and said to her boyfriend , "Please take me to another bathroom."
Boyfriend: "Why?"
Girfriend: It was way too peedasans for me. (Plural)
It was totally peedasonified.
Upon entering the public ladies room, noting it was very messy and smelly, she exclaimed "Ewwww !! Peedasans!!!" And walked back to the car and said to her boyfriend , "Please take me to another bathroom."
Boyfriend: "Why?"
Girfriend: It was way too peedasans for me. (Plural)
It was totally peedasonified.
by Hooked on Peedasonix February 4, 2022
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