peanut butter spoon

its when you put peanut butter on a spoon

have you guys ever looked up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

by scaphism September 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Highway

When a baby is born and the mother struggles in labour she may inadvertently squeeze out a massive grogan (shit). the baby slides into the new world down the shit - down the "Peanut Butter Highway!"

Did you hear Tanya's new baby drove the peanut butter highway.....

by Manworker November 29, 2011

Making Peanut Butter

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.

damn bitch, yo ass is making peanut butter!

by Crazy68 May 20, 2010

peanut butter blizzard

When you're butt banging a chick in the snow & notice peanut-like particulates on your shaft. You then proceed to dip your pole in the snow.

I heard SandyCheeks received a peanut butter blizzard after pumping his dude in the ass.

by mattyboy_0105 November 19, 2022

Peanut Butter Fingers

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)

I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers

by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

Peanut Butter Ass

A syndrome commonly associated with bodybuilders and/or fat slobs that consume copious amounts of protein. The human bodies inability to assimilate abundant amounts of protein leads to a sludgy peanut butter like substance passing through the butt hole instead of a nice slippery turd. There is usually no beginning or ending of the actual bowel movement, much like Woody Allen movie. The permenant peanut butter sludge causes the owner to wipe dozens of times without ever resolving the poopy grime caked in the butt cheek area. Often the vigorous wiping leads to smeared poop in the lower back area, skid marks trumping a bulldozer track, and inevitably a clogged toilet.

"Dude, can you bring me some more toilet paper? I burned through this roll, my t-shirt, and both socks and I still have peanut butter ass"

by Tjjolle September 6, 2013

Peanut Butter Jelly

A woman that has a nice face but is over-weight and her jelly gets in the way of her looks, so much in fact that you want to hit her with a baseball bat

I saw her face on her default picture and thought she was hot. but when i met her at the restaurant, she was a Peanut Butter Jelly

by AJTanner Than Most White Boys May 21, 2011