When you're butt banging a chick in the snow & notice peanut-like particulates on your shaft. You then proceed to dip your pole in the snow.
by mattyboy_0105 November 19, 2022
This is the term used to describe an individual highly obsessed with peanut butter, who moves his limbs like a dinosaur.
Look at that awkward walking man with the peanut butter on his spoon. He must be a Peanut Butter Saurus.
by The Man With a Plan April 19, 2012
by scaphism September 18, 2020
by Crazy68 May 19, 2010
When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)
I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers
by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015
A syndrome commonly associated with bodybuilders and/or fat slobs that consume copious amounts of protein. The human bodies inability to assimilate abundant amounts of protein leads to a sludgy peanut butter like substance passing through the butt hole instead of a nice slippery turd. There is usually no beginning or ending of the actual bowel movement, much like Woody Allen movie. The permenant peanut butter sludge causes the owner to wipe dozens of times without ever resolving the poopy grime caked in the butt cheek area. Often the vigorous wiping leads to smeared poop in the lower back area, skid marks trumping a bulldozer track, and inevitably a clogged toilet.
"Dude, can you bring me some more toilet paper? I burned through this roll, my t-shirt, and both socks and I still have peanut butter ass"
by Tjjolle August 08, 2013
A woman that has a nice face but is over-weight and her jelly gets in the way of her looks, so much in fact that you want to hit her with a baseball bat
I saw her face on her default picture and thought she was hot. but when i met her at the restaurant, she was a Peanut Butter Jelly
by AJTanner Than Most White Boys April 28, 2011