Vaggie Patch

vagina

That girl has a tight vaggie patch.

by lbrookeo March 18, 2009

Gravel Patch

A patch of small stones for jumping on.

Look at that Gubby jumping in that gravel patch!

by Si.83 June 25, 2022

Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017

peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 6, 2017

Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.

: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!

by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016

ratchet patch

The new tramp stamp tattoo located on a female's rib cage that is usually a crooked inspirational message.

Bro I think I should get tested. That girl last night had a ratchet patch.

by RJym July 29, 2018

Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023