What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.
*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.
by stranger June 10, 2004
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Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
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Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
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Me: That was sarcasm you idiot!
by Darth Assclown August 31, 2005
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by Olive May 13, 2005
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