Pansexual

A fictional sexuality made by Tumblr freaks who think there are more than two genders.

Ash: Hi! I'm pansexual.
Logan: ...so, you're attracted to pans?
Ash: No, I love everyone regardless of sex, gender, gender identity, etc. ! :3
Logan: So, you're bi?
Ash: No, pan and bi are different.
Logan: How so?
Ash: Pansexuals are sexually attracted to nb people, genderqueer, genderfluids, men, women, trans men/women, intrrsex, etc. ! :3
Logan: ...
Also Logan: There's only two genders.
Ash: NO !!! THERE'S 5748+ GENDERS
Logan: How so??
Ash: Well, some people don't fit into the gender binary because they don't like gender roles.
Logan: That does not mean there is an infinite number of genders...
Ash: Yes it does!
Logan: Nah, not even close.
Also Logan: According to evolution, that's false.

Ash: No. According to Tumble, that's correct !! :3
Logan: Tumblr?? That's not a reliable source.
Ash: Ofc it is !!
Logan: How ??
Ash: Because Tumblr is always right !!
Logan: ...... *facepalm* Lord help us..

by bigirl101X3 June 15, 2018

Pansexual

Someone who fucks everything. Even pans. They really like spoons. Not spooning. But metal spoons.

Your a dirty pansexual.

by the feet that were bein creepe January 8, 2015

pansexual

Person who would fuck anyting at all.

person #1. I totaly wanna fuck that dead zebra!
Person #2. you sick pansexual.

by ToastyFresh November 19, 2007

Pansexual

A pansexual is a bisexual who is better than you.

Bisexual: I love both men and women!
Pansexual: I don't love for titties or penises, I love the person behind the genitals.

by Potatokoke January 7, 2019

Pansexsual

Someone he has a pan fetish,

Billy: why’s that guy fucking a pan.

Tom: Bruh he can do what ever he wants, so what if he fucks pans. He’s a pansexsual.

by Pablo Escobar the Cocaine man February 7, 2020

PANSEXUAL

You love pancakes in all shapes and sizes

I am PANSEXUAL

by PANSEXUAL August 10, 2015

Pansexual

somebody who wants to have sex with pans

Trailertrash is a pansexual

by big b0ss November 21, 2014