alix page

the girl of your dreams

wow, she’s my celebrity crush, that’s alix page!

by geeeeeeeeebs September 23, 2021

Page Stain

A common occurence on facebook pages, where the thread is inexplicably turned sour by a DFB (drunk facebooker) or generally bitter person, usually resulting in the sudden end of an otherwise happy thread.

Oh man, it was about trees and butterflies, everyone was feelin' the love of the thread and happy postings 'til Suzie got drunk and pulled a Page Stain.

by bigolepuddytat July 7, 2010

Page 290

A euphemism for the word "fuck" inspired by its placement on Page 290 of the Mueller Report, in which Trump says "This is the end of my presidency. I'm fucked."

Friend: "Hey man, you up for happy hour tonight?"
You: "Not tonight man, I need to work late. I have report due tomorrow morning and I'll be Page 290'd if it isn't in on time."

by Mr. Lumbergh April 20, 2019

for me page

when your friend sends you 20 or so Tiktoks in the span of one hour

Me: Hey did you see the Tiktok I sent you?
Friend: dude you didn't send me a tiktok you send me a whole for me page !
Me: a what?
Friend: the 20 or so Tiktoks in the span of one hour

by WelcomeMat April 11, 2022

Carter Page

A drink also known as a White Russian.

Bartender, I’d like a Carter Page...you know, a White Russian.

by Tamarak February 4, 2018

wikipedia page

When your friend starts rambling about some obscure thing to an obscure subject

Friend: "Did you know that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future uses the CPS3 arcade board, the same thing as Street Fighter 3 runs on?"
Me: "bro stop being a wikipedia page lmao"

by spritzerland February 10, 2022

serious page

yes no jokes

this is a serious page so don't expect A JOKE

by Just do it man April 14, 2021