pull up to my pad

To go to someones house.

"Pull up to my pad so you get some dick ;)"

by cumrealstickyah February 4, 2018

Hard Pad

DDR Slang: A homemade or bought pad to be used at home, but is of a higher quality than most others in the market. Often made of metal, wood, hard plastics and plexiglass, they are highly prefered over soft pads; cheaply made mats made up of multiple layers of soft rubber or plastic sheets.

My new Cobalt Flux is one great Hard Pad.

by Jebus December 8, 2003

Brillo Pad

A soap filled cleaning device thats made of steel woll but feels like its made of mens pubic hair.

I make my own brillo pads out of my own pubic hair.

by Brewski. August 2, 2009

The Brilo Pad

The act of shaving your pubes, and then not shaving for a few days so it gets really prickly. Then, while recieving oral sex, you rub your prickly pubes against the givers face really hard to cause a brush burn.

Dude, I totally gave this chick the brilo pad last night.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

Period Pad

Soaks up the bloody discharge from your vaginal secreasions that passes through your pubic hair IF you have pubic hair.

WAIT LORI!! dont run that fast your period pad will fall out!

by andrealovesyou October 7, 2006

Lily Pad

A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.

The service at that restaurant sucked, I'm glad I left them a lily pad.

by Clark Westfield December 12, 2008

Large Pad

A large sketch pad artists use for drawing. Made popular by comedian Demetri Martin, the Large Pad may be used as a visual aid, either as a punchline or a background, during stand up comedy or presentations.

Brian, did you finish that PowerPoint for your presentation today?

No need; I worked it all out on my Large Pad.

by LoRes April 21, 2008