The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012

A man that cant see because of eye disorder please help this man see again he is so sad that he cant cry because he cant see also he is mute so all he can say is ching chong walibing bong....
by Choco_Dw April 4, 2023

December 18 is the discord owner day. Where the owner is allowed to mute all staff members so they can relax
by Sploopy December 11, 2020

Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances, win or loser
See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you, and that's the only way
Shake, shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Say, you don't want to chance it
You've been hurt so before
Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he dancin' one and only
You, lose yourself
No not for pity's sake
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
You've got to want to succeed
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances, win or loser
See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you, and that's the only way
Shake, shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Say, you don't want to chance it
You've been hurt so before
Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he dancin' one and only
You, lose yourself
No not for pity's sake
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
You've got to want to succeed
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
After my own indecision
They confused me so
Owner of a lonely heart
My love said never question your will at all
In the end you've got to go
Look before you leap
Owner of a lonely heart
And don't you hesitate at all, no no
Yow!
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Sooner or later each conclusion
Will decide the lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
It will excite, it will delight
It will give a better start
Owner of a lonely heart
Don't deceive your free will at all
Don't deceive your free will at all
Owner of a lonely heart
Don't deceive your free will at all
Just receive it
Just receive it
(Owner of a lonely heart)
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
After my own indecision
They confused me so
Owner of a lonely heart
My love said never question your will at all
In the end you've got to go
Look before you leap
Owner of a lonely heart
And don't you hesitate at all, no no
Yow!
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Sooner or later each conclusion
Will decide the lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
It will excite, it will delight
It will give a better start
Owner of a lonely heart
Don't deceive your free will at all
Don't deceive your free will at all
Owner of a lonely heart
Don't deceive your free will at all
Just receive it
Just receive it
(Owner of a lonely heart)
by Death Menace May 20, 2023

Love the Owner Week lasts from may 6 to may 13, during love the owner week no one can harass the owner of certain discord server/YouTube channel until the week ends.
"Hey joe, let's harass the owner for no reason at all" "No We Can't sadly, it's Love the owner week"
by LoaderNumber May 7, 2024


A superlative reference to someone with an amazing idea that could potentially make millions.
A term of amazement for your friend when he thinks of a brilliant idea while high.
A term of amazement for your friend when he thinks of a brilliant idea while high.
Jimmy’s dad invented the straw. He is a fucking Moon Owner.
Chocolate ashtrays?Bro, you are a fucking Moon Owner.
Chocolate ashtrays?Bro, you are a fucking Moon Owner.
by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018
