otter erotic

When an otter fellates itself.

Child: Mommy, is that otter cracking a shell?
Zookeeper: Cracking a shell? More like busting a nut!
Mother: That's otter erotic!
Child to Zookeeper: Are you my new daddy?

by ClericLiam April 30, 2011

butch otter

The hairiest most pronounced vagina of all time. May or may not be wearing the tightest jeans of all time. May or may not have the heaviest flow of all time.

Oh my lord, your nether region is such a butch otter I can't believe you allow it in public.

by Domochomo February 13, 2014

Ottering

The act of travelling away from ones home in search of previously unkown drinking establishments. Only turning back towards home when last orders are called.

The term "Ottering" is derived from the real ale "Otter" which was discovered on the first ever trip in 2009

"I went Ottering last night, and ended up in Cornwall"

by OtterShandee October 22, 2009

Otter

THE FRICKEN CUTEST SEA ANIMAL EVER

I want to hug a otter

by Poopystinkypiss May 19, 2018

cradling an otter

needing to take a shit

Where's the damn bathroom, I've been cradling an otter for two hours!

by Overheard in NY November 9, 2006

Otter Girl

An elusive bitchy girlfriend of whom tales are told and pictures may be shown of but will never be seen in person by the friends of the boyfriend. A girl who is as elusive as an otter.

Sarah was Nick's Otter Girl, cause Nick never let her meet his friends

by Cigar Gator September 24, 2016

baby otter

A young and inexperienced hairy gay person. A young American Bear.

I can't wait to get my mits on that baby otter. I'm tired of those old beat grizzlies.

by nemulov May 19, 2006