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orphan

something frowned upon by anyone named technoblade. they must be dropkicked, murdered, and kidnapped in the most cruel sense. if they attempt to fight back, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”

“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE

an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died
by wherearetheaskers April 28, 2021
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Orphan Anie

When a woman has not felt the warmth of a man in her anus for many a moon. The anus becomes orphaned. Consequently, feelings of exile and onset depression will lead her to fill the void left in her anus.
Sup dog, check out that ho over there, ass is just screamin' orphan anie.

Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?
by Mclovin911 November 25, 2013
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Orphan Ear

When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”
What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”
by AfraidofMrBean May 2, 2019
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Orphan

You
by ObemaTheGreat March 24, 2022
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Orphan

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016
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national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results
i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day
by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023
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Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024
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