fuck me written on her forehead

Usually a female who really wants a guy right then and there.

She'll screw anybody.She has fuck me written on her forehead.

by CYBOR KONG October 21, 2005

five inch forehead man

A man with a really huge forehead. Usually ranging in dstance between the nose and hairline from 4.5 to 5.5 inches or so.

One may find it apporpiate to call his buddy 'your five inch foreheadedness'

look at the head on this dude.

Oh i know him. thats five inch forehead man.

by parrowman1 August 01, 2010

tapping abe lincoln on the forehead

engaging in a bit of the old in-out in-out.

"Baby, when I see you, I want to tap Abe Lincoln on the forehead."

by ryon June 05, 2004

Whip it out and put it on her forehead

A phrase used in place of "go for it in a big way." Often results in a high risk, high reward situation.

Friend 1: "I don't know what to do with this extra Cubs ticket."

Friend 2: "Take Jackie."

Friend 1: "I can't. She's a Sox fan."

Friend 2: "You got an extra Cubs hat. Just keep it in your pocket, and at the game, whip it out and put it on her forehead."

Friend 1: "Good idea. I'll do the same with my penis later."

by King Magnus III December 26, 2010

Damn Look At My F Forehead

Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.

Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.
Mike: Hey Daniel
Daniel: What?
Mike: Look at yo forehead bro
Daniel: What about it?
Mike: It do be humongous though

by he cant keep getting away December 14, 2021

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 02, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017