Todd Pinkston

A Philadelphia Eagle, and the greatest wide receiver of his generation

That unbelievable catch by Todd Pinkston made me believe in God.

by eagles4life July 31, 2006

Todd Hoffman

A very large and scraggly goatee, usually longer than 4 inches and one that is usually left to grow unkempt. It can be combined with a mustache but not always. It is never styled or braided.

Hey man, I remember when you used to keep your goatee all nice and trim. I love that you decided to turn it into a Todd Hoffman. You would make the guys on Gold Rush proud.

by Irish beard balm March 04, 2012

Todd Bod

When a grown ass man is built like a toddler. (i.e. Skinny legs, pot belly, small shoulders and arms and no pectoral muscles to speak of)

Did you see Erick? He says he's been working out, but dude is still sporting that todd bod.

by Testes2007 May 13, 2017

Todd yourself

Telling a person to go out the Amanda Todd way, by drinking bleach.

Go Todd yourself you cunt

by X867 October 18, 2012

Uncle Todd

a white man who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the black man" while in prison.

"Tommy had no choice but to become an Uncle Todd in prison, either that or he'd be passed around like a sex doll"

by KillerMongaloid November 01, 2009

Sweeney Todd

A play in which a barber shaves people, kills them, and makes them out of pies

*someone goes to the baber*
*barber starts to shave with a razer*
The Person~ PLEASE DONT PULL A SWEENEY TODD ON ME!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!

by Ainsley August 16, 2004

Proper Todd

When two gentlemen stand face to face, One guy puts his hand on the other guys shoulder and place other free hand on erect member. The guy with free hands, places one hand on guys elbow and other his other hand cups the one that is wrapped around swollen penis. assistance is given until ejaculation is achieved. this is all done while both men wear top hats, other old timey cloths optional. upon completion, no words spoken, only tip of the hats and both men go about their day.

It was the birth of the Industrial Age. Steam powered locomotives rushed by in a whirl. Smokestacks pushed out plumes of blackened soot laced smoke. Threw the misty brick covered street. no words were said, a glance given, and then two dandy gentlemen engaged in a Proper Todd.

by ScumbagPoet October 12, 2017