lukas brand

The coolest person on earth. He has muscles like the hulk and is sexlife is lit. Lukas is the BeatBox-Master.

Lukas is cool.

Lukas Brand is very cool

by CancerBoy April 04, 2017

Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.

1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!

by Jessi in Chicago February 18, 2016

Brand women

A women who has had so much obvious plastic surgery that she no longer has the ability to smile walk or talk and can use her tits to float when thrown overboard on a boat

Look at that fucking brand women dude

by UserBOI0901826 October 30, 2018

Brand Hound

a person(s) who buys from designer brand(s)

Wow, you are such a Brand Hound.
Brand Hound's are so cool.

by cadythechill September 08, 2022

Brand-shop

When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....

When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.

by pseudopirate March 12, 2009

Brand-used

something that has been used but is still brand new to you.

someone who wears a shirt one time and lets you have it. you just got a brand-used T-shirt

by chrisloves40s September 09, 2011

Brand Bandit

When the Brand bandit Aggressively Destroys another man’s Anus.

Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep

Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit

by Classic Ormeau May 02, 2022