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oblong schlong

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012
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Objective Finance

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.
"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"
by Obviouslyperson February 4, 2021
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selfie-obsessed

A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' and comments telling them they're good looking as that's their way of validating their looks and sense of self(ie)-worth. This narcissism is actually a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves hoping to get compliments to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.
"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done," like I care!"

"If you think that's bad look at Kim Kardashian's - now she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!"
by The Cason-Point April 14, 2014
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Obama card

Frank: I sure am hungry! I wish I could buy some food from the store, but unfortunately I'm out of money.
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!
by mdlee52 September 2, 2013
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malik obama

Also Know As (Best Obama )

Slayer of thots

meme master

future God Emperor of Africa

Shall live forever
Malik Obamas excursion into the twitter arena represents an pivotal moment for human culture and civilization. In creating his recording, twitterverse , malik throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.

Malik manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consilient approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesising elements of American popular culture such as polotics and hip hop. In Sartre's existentialist tradition, Malik utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to revalidate and giving meaning to what had become a god like existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence.

destined to be a classic and the topic of scholarly and intellectual discussions for quite some time.
by Fash Gordon January 8, 2017
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Obama's last name

The three unsolved mysteries are

Area 51
Bermuda Triangle
And Obama's last name
by LeilaSP October 6, 2019
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Obina

A Brazilian soccer player that currently plays for Flamengo. Obina is often compared to Barcelona's Samuel Eto'o by Flamengo's fans.

The fans of Flamengo also started making Obina facts, just like the Chuck Norris facts.
Some Obina facts:

1. Deus perdoa, Obina não (God forgives, Obina doesn't)

2. Se Obina fosse francês, Materazzi não estaria vivo. (If Obina was French, Materazzi would not be alive.)

3. Entre Pelé e Maradona, Obina ganha. (Between Pelé and Maradona, Obina wins.)

4. "Ser ou não ser?" Eis a questão. "Obina." Eis a resposta. ("To be, or not to be?" That is the question. "Obina" Is the answer.)

5. Obina não usa relógio, ele decide que horas são. (Obina does not use a watch, he decides what the time is.)
by Mengão October 14, 2006
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