Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
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by Obviouslyperson February 4, 2021
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"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done," like I care!"
"If you think that's bad look at Kim Kardashian's - now she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!"
"If you think that's bad look at Kim Kardashian's - now she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!"
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Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!
by mdlee52 September 2, 2013
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Malik manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consilient approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesising elements of American popular culture such as polotics and hip hop. In Sartre's existentialist tradition, Malik utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to revalidate and giving meaning to what had become a god like existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence.
destined to be a classic and the topic of scholarly and intellectual discussions for quite some time.
Malik manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consilient approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesising elements of American popular culture such as polotics and hip hop. In Sartre's existentialist tradition, Malik utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to revalidate and giving meaning to what had become a god like existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence.
destined to be a classic and the topic of scholarly and intellectual discussions for quite some time.
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Get the Obama's last name mug.A Brazilian soccer player that currently plays for Flamengo. Obina is often compared to Barcelona's Samuel Eto'o by Flamengo's fans.
The fans of Flamengo also started making Obina facts, just like the Chuck Norris facts.
The fans of Flamengo also started making Obina facts, just like the Chuck Norris facts.
Some Obina facts:
1. Deus perdoa, Obina não (God forgives, Obina doesn't)
2. Se Obina fosse francês, Materazzi não estaria vivo. (If Obina was French, Materazzi would not be alive.)
3. Entre Pelé e Maradona, Obina ganha. (Between Pelé and Maradona, Obina wins.)
4. "Ser ou não ser?" Eis a questão. "Obina." Eis a resposta. ("To be, or not to be?" That is the question. "Obina" Is the answer.)
5. Obina não usa relógio, ele decide que horas são. (Obina does not use a watch, he decides what the time is.)
1. Deus perdoa, Obina não (God forgives, Obina doesn't)
2. Se Obina fosse francês, Materazzi não estaria vivo. (If Obina was French, Materazzi would not be alive.)
3. Entre Pelé e Maradona, Obina ganha. (Between Pelé and Maradona, Obina wins.)
4. "Ser ou não ser?" Eis a questão. "Obina." Eis a resposta. ("To be, or not to be?" That is the question. "Obina" Is the answer.)
5. Obina não usa relógio, ele decide que horas são. (Obina does not use a watch, he decides what the time is.)
by Mengão October 14, 2006
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