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Per-owned

To be thoroughly owned, pwnd, pwned, pwnt, etc. by English Language Arts teacher Anthony Perone.
Ben: "but some things derive from evil"
Perone: "No, because evil isn't original, but simply a perversion of something good."
Ben: "uhhh, no its not."
Perone: "Oh really? Give me something "evil" that derived from itself... Here, I'll give you an original, Life"
Ben: "Death"
Perone: "no, because that's just an imitation..."
*cut off by Chris
Chris: "you've just been Per-owned."
by jordycliche May 27, 2009
mugGet the Per-ownedmug.

own goal

used by british soldiers in northern ireland to describe an IRA terrorist who accidently blew themselves up with their own bomb.
by bob248 May 6, 2008
mugGet the own goalmug.

extreme owning

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an improvement of the classic: Get some aloe vera for that burn!

As a general rule it has to be more annoying than it is funny and a complete waste of the person's time.Extreme owning can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"
The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an extension of the classic:get some aloe vera for that burn. However aloevering can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

Gerald: You're an idiot.
Melvin:Oh no, what i should do is visit a local low cost airline, buy a ticket to Egypt, hire a local tour guide, search around in the Saharah desert, find some aloe vera, find out my plane has been canceled due to an airline strike, stay in a 2* hotel overnight, get the next plane the day after, arrive from the airport and buy a motar and pestle from a local cookery shop, grind up the aloe vera and add milk, then leave it to ferment for 3 days until it becomes an ointment BECAUSE I JUST GOT BURNED! Extreme owning, deal with it!
by Melvin O'dokerty November 8, 2013
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self-owned

The word is pretty obvious. If you own yourself.
It's actually making a comment that makes yourself look stupid.
Usually used on forums.
Yesterday I forgot my girlfriend's name, and she dumped me.
Reply:
Oh my God, that's so self-owned
by King Alcohol May 19, 2006
mugGet the self-ownedmug.

Phunking Owned

A phrase posted on hacked MySpace accounts by a group of hackers known as the Phunkers. It is a play-on-words of the groups name, and the term fucking owned.
OMG I was phunking owned by the phunkers!!!11
by John Argon July 13, 2006
mugGet the Phunking Ownedmug.

Kamikaze Own

When you own someone, usually a mod, on a forum and then get banned.
JZ25: "Dude, I Kamikaze Owned steve last night."
Lucky13: "Dude, that douche owns the site!"
by JZ251 June 25, 2008
mugGet the Kamikaze Ownmug.

own-dizzled

Used in Video Games and you "own" or basically kick there ass. Ex: " you just got own-dizzled! haha bitch!!"
Commonly used in Major online games like Halo2 Battlefield 2 and Mostly any other shooter.
Ex: " you just got own-dizzled! haha bitch!!"
by bernierboy03 September 30, 2007
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