Chief Justice John Roberts is a poster child for Upcycled Nutbags. he worked for Dubya in Bush v. Gore and, after Junior stole the presidency in 2000, he was upcycled to Chief Justice of the Supreme Court—and continues his work for right-wing assholes to present day.
by Uncle Joosie April 3, 2024
Get the Upcycled Nutbags mug.A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."
Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025
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An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
Get the Alabama nutcracker mug.Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off
Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
by ScroTard June 20, 2022
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