Penis

something that is disgusting and squishy / men don't know how to use correctly
my sphinx (hairless cat) looks better than any penis I've ever seen
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“That’s a big penis!”
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A thing that wobbles around and girls love so much. They want to lick it and put it inside there vagina.
"Omg. His penis is so hot that I wanna swallow it."
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A long sticking thing where it's used when fucking! Use it with your fucker, damn it! Here, that little piece of shit!
My fucking gay friend: "Stick your fucking penis out!"
Me: "Shut up, fucker! I'm trying!"
Then I really did.
My fucking gay friend: "Your fucking piece of shit! You ass hole! I'll fuck with you! Oral sex! Penetrating sex! Anal Sex!"
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When a guys penis is enormously huge. The guy is not hard it is just naturally huge as a hippo. A girl usually enjoys this during sexual intercourse because it will give them more pleasure. But guys if you have this, don't do it to a virgin because her vagina will explode, meaning her cherry will pop and you will have blood all over your Penies penis.
I have a Penies penis and my girlfriend enjoys sex and she moans louder than a jackhammer.
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The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.
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