straight jacket

A term for gay people to use when they have to hide their homosexuality for some reason.

My mom is coming into town so me and my boyfriend Keith had to put on our straight jackets and pretend we're just roommates.

by JoeO January 2, 2008

life jacket

In Jamican dialect, used to refer to a condom

You waan deh wid me, you have you life jacket?

by yamman1989 October 18, 2008

jacket judgement

The task of deciding whether or not one should wear a jacket on a given day. Good jacket judgement requires understanding of the humidex.

My jacket judgement is way off; this is a hoodie AND hat day.

by Maitreya06 October 14, 2007

beef jacket

1: another word for condom
2: a very large/tough jacket (beefy)
3: an exterior garment for cattle

Sory baby you forgot you beef jacket, no entry tonight.

by Dan Conrad October 2, 2007

gene jacket

The end result of ejaculating on an individual and/on the shoulders and chest region, resulting in a sticky film that resembles the function of a jacket.

A Gene Jacket can can be the result of a vigorous and well executed Bukkake.

"Wow! What a stylish, thick, and glistening Gene Jacket Darren and Jacob gave Andrea. She'll stay warm all winter long!"

by Red Hedgehog December 17, 2015

charged jacket

A studded/spiked leather (usually biker) jacket associated with punks.

Show your pride, wear your colors--make yourself a charged jacket!

by Brian Royce July 8, 2007

Gentleman’s Jacket

The placing of several sheets of paper into the toilet bowl pre-release of bum soil, thus softening the impact and noise.

Sometimes used in public toilets/ toilets.

I knew it was going to explode everywhere so I laid down a gentleman’s jacket first.

by PrideinBottle August 8, 2020