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standing between the hams

When you are experiencing the act of performing anal sex with your member from the behind area of your partner.
Mark thought perhaps Joe was buried deep in a beaver, but in fact he was standing between the hams.
by dustychenille March 18, 2017
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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Peace Between The Cheese

being a fookin centrist and not picking sides, coming across as opinionless
Raveen, pick a cheese bro stop making peace between the cheeses.
by CoccyMilker October 29, 2020
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Fun Between the Buns

After his first night in prison, Ted suffered anal wreckage from a late night game of Fun Between the Buns.
by ithilsul September 7, 2013
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in-between buffet

An oral sex activity that involves constant enjoyment of Partners crotch area.
I went to a in-between buffet with the wife last night.
by PandasPaw May 26, 2016
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In between the heavens

When you can't decide whether you should do something wrong for the right reason or do something right for the wrong reason.
I'm really in between the heavens about killing my mothers rapist.
by Sansur May 4, 2016
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In-between slipper

An in-between slipper:
Someone, who constantly slips from one subject matter to another one, not focusing on one in specific; thus "in-between". Also known as someone who likes to takes shifts that are in-between, to help their workmates, metaphorically speaking "slipping" from one shift to another. May also be used in a perverted sense, the interpretation is variable.

Highly related to: Niels
Oh, he's such an in-between slipper, he is never fully focusing

Hey, could you take over my shift? You're a very trustworthy in-between slipper!
by Anonymous Alex November 15, 2018
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