Nerf-Herder

An idiot. Especially one who can't spell, and names things after pop bands.

Back off, Nerf-Herder!

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

nerf

"No repercussions fuck"

The type of relationship you want with a sexual partner you're never going to see again.

Rick: Hey man, would you do Paris Hilton?
Jake: Man that bitch is nasty. But I'd probably still nerf her.

by gaf2011 June 19, 2008

Nerfitical!

(1)A place that has given you the greatest surprise; (2) A Friend which has proven himself full of awesome! (Adjective)

"You, my friend, are now Nerfitical!"
"Dude, that jump was way Nerfitical!"

by ThatDood! April 10, 2009

nerfherter

a woman who does the will of her man; a bitch, often categorized by slutty and/or skanky apparel/dress

The nerfherter was walking to street in search of her man so that she could pleasure him.

by NESPax April 12, 2011

nerf

Cross between a waif and a nerd. Totally sexy.

When Kati puts her glasses on, she's a total nerf. I would love to make nerf babies with her.

by bumdharma July 30, 2013

nerf

The state of being so frustrated by ineptitude in the office that one wishes to stuff a nerf football down the offender's throat to end the frustration.

God DAMN it! My boss has no idea what this project is all about, I just feel so damn....nerf!

by thecorsair June 11, 2009

nerf

verb: used in the off road community. to bump, or tap another vehicle. can also be used sexually.

"haha, i just nerfed the bumper on your truck brah"

dude 1: "remember that chick Ashley from that party last night?"
dude 2: "The one with the big tits?"
dude 3: "yahh, I nerfed her with my dick...or cock!"

by tacofab November 22, 2009