1. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that any other person who reads his/her Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, Pinterest, Tumblr, Twitter, or any other social network posts, and despite the fact that such posts may actually be the creation of yet another person, truly cares as much as he/she does about the substance of such posts.
2. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that repetitive posting, on any social network, will positively influence that person's actual social standing in the real world.
2. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that repetitive posting, on any social network, will positively influence that person's actual social standing in the real world.
1. Peter: "Why won't Mary stop posting e-meme pictures she didn't even create herself?"
Paul: "Because she's an e-narcissist."
2. Peter: "Why does Mary keep posting? It seems she just posts whatever she sees happening around her all the time, just so she can post something."
Paul: "Who cares? She's a horrible person anyway... oh, and she's an e-narcissist."
Paul: "Because she's an e-narcissist."
2. Peter: "Why does Mary keep posting? It seems she just posts whatever she sees happening around her all the time, just so she can post something."
Paul: "Who cares? She's a horrible person anyway... oh, and she's an e-narcissist."
by Pikr816 July 19, 2012

by Hotman68420 November 27, 2023

Yea, hey, fuck you buddy! Is that not allowed? Ok. I'll just stop. Because that's how THAT works. The reason people are malignant narcissists is that they are fundamentally incapable of being self aware and, therefore, if only we could get them to stop being the thing that they are and will never cease to be, then... THEN they would be better. In what way? I don't know. But they wouldn't think they were better than me and that's all I really care about..."
Shill Maher "Trumps a malignant narcissist!"
Hym "And therefore what?"
Shipl Maher "So the foreign leaders can manipulate him!"
Hym "That's the opposite of how that works- How much do you know about any of that? And again, therefore what?"
Shill Maher "Then he shouldn't be president?"
Hym "Wait, hold on. I'M a malignant narcissist? What exactly should I not be able to do in life according to shill maher and why should that be a barrier to entry in any realm? Assburgers can fuck their caregivers in their grow homes but narcissists can't be allowed to... What? Get people to like them? That's really what it seems to be! And it relates to my thing! That's what it's all about! You don't want people to like narcissists. Because THEN you're less likable than a narcissist! You can't STAND it. AT ALL! That's the problem you and all the other atheists have with him! I found it! The kinetic through-line! THAT'S IT! You don't want people to like narcissists... But they DO LIKE NARCISSISTS. So now, deranged witch hunt for narcissists. That's what it is. That's all this is about."
Hym "And therefore what?"
Shipl Maher "So the foreign leaders can manipulate him!"
Hym "That's the opposite of how that works- How much do you know about any of that? And again, therefore what?"
Shill Maher "Then he shouldn't be president?"
Hym "Wait, hold on. I'M a malignant narcissist? What exactly should I not be able to do in life according to shill maher and why should that be a barrier to entry in any realm? Assburgers can fuck their caregivers in their grow homes but narcissists can't be allowed to... What? Get people to like them? That's really what it seems to be! And it relates to my thing! That's what it's all about! You don't want people to like narcissists. Because THEN you're less likable than a narcissist! You can't STAND it. AT ALL! That's the problem you and all the other atheists have with him! I found it! The kinetic through-line! THAT'S IT! You don't want people to like narcissists... But they DO LIKE NARCISSISTS. So now, deranged witch hunt for narcissists. That's what it is. That's all this is about."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2023

A narcissist that believes everyone is against them instead of with them. They believe everything they do is wrong, everyone hates them, and that everyone is always talking about them or talking down to them.
Oh John? Don't mind him. He thinks everyone talks crap about him even when we're talking about unicorns. He's a negative narcissist.
by Bookworm Brea May 25, 2018

(Noun)-The Narcissistic Bailor is a phrase used to describe an individual that generally possesses an over- inflated ego and while confronted they will either shift gears into a manipulative attack mode or fly the coop. In other words, since they can't take the heat, they get the hell out of the kitchen!!!! Typically, the word unhealthy is thrown around by them in an effort to portray that they are being subjected to unhealthy behavior, when in fact they are the UNHEALTHY ones. These people will go on a vacation with their significant other and if a nerve is struck; disagreement arises, forget it! Next thing you know , your in the car for 9 hours on the way home, riding in silence! Total assholes!!!
"I am so over this bullshit with this Narcissistic Bailor!!! What adult behaves this way? They need "DEPENDS". Not only is their behavior childish, but it's so fucken rude. After bailing at the beach, and riding shotgun with their silent ass I contemplated punching him in his face or jumping out of the car!!! Life is way too short to deal with a narcississtic bailor. Karma is a bitch!!!!
by Cappy C January 30, 2023

Female Narcissist Abuse is when a woman abuses her lover and gets away with it, there are cases of them being imprisoned, but it's so fucking short!
Dan: My wife keeps hitting me although I've done nothing...
Brock: I've heard of this, it's called Female Narcissist Abuse
Brock: I've heard of this, it's called Female Narcissist Abuse
by DictionaryDelivery July 15, 2024

by KalimahIfUcan July 24, 2024
