myspace 

People shouldn't be so hard on Myspace. It's a good site. It’s basically a form of natural selection that helps to lower the population of stupid little spoiled rich shallow teenage girls, by having them raped and killed by internet predators.

Stupid little whore gets murdered by a myspace pedophile.
Her fault.
She should have learned how to use the internets properly.

myspace by FlyEvolution April 9, 2006

Myspace Comeback 

Deleting your old Myspace, making a brand new one with brand spankin' new pictures that are totally rad and adding a REALLY good song and a cool layout and only adding the people you actually know and stuff...usually takes about a month maybe more to make.

-"Did you hear about Nando's Myspace Comeback?!"
-"Hell yeah I did, I can't wait he's so hott!"

Myspace Comeback by DGAFPANDO November 19, 2006

mexican myspace 

the display of ones family on the back window of the family vehichle, depicted by stick figures, sometimes including the family pets.

"check out that escalade in front of us. that fools got his whole family tree on his mexican myspace"

mexican myspace by mooose01 April 15, 2008

myspace spelling 

A type of spelling that myspacers use.

will yoo comment meh myspazz pics plzz.
they are sexeh an hott, vereh howtt.
omgdz am soo scene omgdz
comment meh piczz whilee am in theh showah.
ya rly!
the person typing like this is usually called 'emmah' or '.x.myspazz.x.whore.x.' XxSexehMyspacePrincess.

Stupid myspace spelling

myspace spelling by hananananaah January 17, 2006

myspace 

A site purely developed to make you feel like shit. A huge popularity contest. A way for teeny boppers to conform themselves even more, and for internet pedophiles to finally find friends.

Omg I was on myspace and I saw tha hawtessst boi everrr!!

myspace by Angry Ex-myspace-er April 24, 2005

MySpace Whores 

-the ones with My Space blogs that leave comments like "I popped your Myspace cherry!"

-any member of the "hottest girls on MySpace club."

-any girl who appears on MySpace with a.) spread legs b.) ass hanging out c.) more than 1 square meter of fake-tan skin showing or d.) appear in a thong/bustier/garter belt/black lace/teddy/ etc.

"See that Virginia Tech girl with her legs all spread over her text book? She's not studying! She's a MySpace Whore!"

MySpace Whores by Sarah March 3, 2005

Johnny Myspace 

Johnny myspace is the guy that has 8 million friends and knows one of them for real. He is the guy that post song lyrics under his pictures. And He is the guy that post blogs everyday about how cool he is and how much you want to be like him.

99% of the people on myspace. Are Johnny Myspace

Johnny Myspace by Katie Kelly July 24, 2006