The Ford Mustang is nice overrated pony car that is attracted to crowds and crash to often. Nickname: Crowd magnet
Look out!! A Ford Mustang incoming!!
You can take the mustang away from the mustang driver, but you can't take the mustang out of the mustang driver
You can take the mustang away from the mustang driver, but you can't take the mustang out of the mustang driver
by FULLMETALz July 4, 2018
Get the Ford Mustang mug.When you cover an expired sausage in mustard to hide the meat that went bad. You know it's going to buck and ride your colon all the way down. It's not a smooth ride
by Taco of the Sea October 24, 2018
Get the Yellow Mustang mug.the hottest car ever..but sadly instead of being driven by deserving teenagers..due to lack of cash..it is wrecked by random 40ish women who are going through a mid life crisis!!!
by Mrs.Friesen April 16, 2004
Get the mustang sally mug.A car to get girls. I love my stang. This supercharged bullit will waste all ur camaro's, and all those other pieces of crap on the freeway. If you only knew how to treat a Stang you'd love it
while you're looking out the window trying to figure out who owns the car and how fast it really goes, I'll be in your sister's, girlfriend, and maybe in your mom's room giving them a tune up.
by Dragnet, Friday August 15, 2003
Get the Mustang mug.A pretty good looking/fast car that morons who own camaros/firebirds like to insult due to their lack of funds to buy one.
Firebird kid: Mustangs suck!
Mustang owner: (throws the firebird kid some loose change) here, go buy yourself a real car
Firebird kid (waits till mustang owner leaves, then pockets the change)
Mustang owner: (throws the firebird kid some loose change) here, go buy yourself a real car
Firebird kid (waits till mustang owner leaves, then pockets the change)
by oreN March 15, 2005
Get the Mustang mug.A car that can't do anything right. People always mention how the Performance/Price ratio is great, but all the Mustang GTs I've seen were between $32k - $36k from factory. It has a 4.8 liter V8 making only 315hp and 325tq. It has a live-rear axle and horrible suspension which makes it impossible to have fun on back roads. But here you're still thinking this: My Mustang GT is the king of the drag strip. WRONG! The Nissan 370Z can not only put a smile on your face in the twisty bit but it can beat a merely GT on the straights. Now your thinking wait a minute the Z is way more expensive!!!! WRONG AGAIN! A fully optioned out Nissan 370Z is about $3k more than an optioned out Mustang GT. Next time you look at your recently purchased American Muscle car, you can now be positive that you bought the wrong car.
Cocky Mustang GT owner: "That 370Z beat me again. I just need the GT-500 to beat it!"
Cocky Mustang GT owner's friend: "Why pay $52k for another pos when you can have a corvette or a 335i for $44k? I don't why I'm friends with you!"
Cocky Mustang GT owner's friend: "Why pay $52k for another pos when you can have a corvette or a 335i for $44k? I don't why I'm friends with you!"
by AzzSnatcher07 May 29, 2009
Get the Mustang mug.Yello mustang owners are not faggots, anyone who thinks they are most likely got beat by one. Sorry for your lose, PUSSY, Ya I said that!
by Realmen June 22, 2010
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